Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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