This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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