Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
be right there i have to get my cape
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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