Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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