Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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