Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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