is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
