This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Two words: nipple clamps
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