me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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