So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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