p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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