He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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