I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Randomize
