it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize