HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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