Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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