rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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