At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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