you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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