i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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