but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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