i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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