I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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