My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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