Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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