i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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