The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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