So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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