"it" just moved
sarcasm needs its own font
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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