wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
