Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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