in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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