You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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