I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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