nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Semen is not good for contacts.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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