But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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