If that was your dad, he is hot
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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