i jhust puked up my retainher.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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