It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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