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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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