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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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