guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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