i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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