Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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