he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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