i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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