i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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