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(919): View more from North Carolina

Yes give me all the cream and he's gone

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(678): View more from Georgia

well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list

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(404): View more from Georgia

Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.

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(360): View more from Washington

just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college

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(512): View more from Texas

I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking

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(917): View more from New York City

I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.

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(813): View more from Florida

Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch

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(317): View more from Indiana

You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..

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