The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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