belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that's an acceptable place to lick
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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