That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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