It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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