I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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