I feel like abortions should bother me more
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Be still, my beating vagina.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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